The Bigots’ Lament
Come gather round, and we’ll toast the American Bigot, who has once again been dealt another blow from the forces of progress. This time, it’s in the State of Texas, where a federal judge in San...
View ArticleA Wisconsin-Sized Double Dog Whistle Blast
Something tells me that Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker (R) and the state’s most famous member of the House of Representatives — Paul Ryan (R) — have been listening to old broadcasts of Rush Limbaugh’s...
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Water Is Wet, The Sky is Blue and Yes Red States Really Do Take The Most
I’m not exactly sure when it’s going to happen, and it might be never of course, but I keep wondering when the media and people in general will stop just assuming that because they look the most like...
View ArticleScott Walker’s Going Down, No Matter How Hard He Denies It
Make no mistake about it — Scott Walker’s presidential hopes have been replaced by the hope that he’ll not spend any time behind bars for his part in the alleged “criminal scheme” that Wisconsin...
View ArticleUtah, Oklahoma, Virginia, Indiana and Wisconsin: Freedom Rings in Five More...
Okay, it’s time to give credit where credit is due. Of course, the problem is that in this particular case we’re not sure exactly who to give credit to, but we can probably make some pretty damned good...
View Article“Why I Should Be Elected President in 2016″ by Scott Walker
The Political Garbage Chute has been asking the front runners and other potential candidates for the 2016 presidential election to fill out a very simple essay form we sent them. The theme was “Why I...
View ArticleScott Walker Not Sure About Evolution or The Color of Sky, Grass
LONDON, U.K. — Republican presidential hopeful and current Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker made headlines this week when he rather nakedly avoided a question about whether he believes in evolution. In...
View ArticleWisconsin Republicans Debate Law Forbidding Poor People From Smiling,...
MADISON, WISCONSIN — Republican state legislators in Wisconsin made headlines this week when they advanced a bill that would force all people seeking public assistance to pass a drug screening and...
View ArticleGov. Scott Walker: ‘Obviously, I Couldn’t Care Less About Rape and Incest...
HIDDEN GLEN, IOWA — In 2012 a term emerged from America’s left side of the political spectrum for what they deemed the extreme, anti-feminine agenda being pushed the country’s Republicans in power. The...
View ArticleWisconsin Democrats Mull Law Moving All Abortion Clinics Into Gun Shops
MADISON, WISCONSIN — The state of Wisconsin’s governor — Republican Scott Walker — wants to be the President of The United States, and as a sign that he is attempting to woo the support of his party’s...
View ArticleScott Walker Declares All Wisconsin Testicles ‘Protected Land’ In New...
NEPTUNE, NEW HAMPSHIRE — From the comfort of his presidential campaign tour bus, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker followed-up one anti-abortion maneuver with yet another anti-abortion move just days...
View ArticleWisconsin Welfare Recipient Offers to ‘Drug Test All Over’ Scott Walker’s...
LAKE MISANTHROPE, WISCONSIN — Tyler Williams is a 38-year-old software engineer who has been receiving SNAP benefits in his home state of Wisconsin for about six months. Williams lost his job when the...
View ArticleWisconsin Republican Wants Food Stamp Recipients’ Stomachs Pumped
LAKE TETE DE PÉNIS, WISCONSIN — Republican Rep. Tom Thompaulsen is very concerned about what’s happening with food stamp recipients in his home state of Wisconsin. Thompaulsen is so concerned about...
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